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The heavens open, and confetti drifts down
I woke up late yesterday morning, after dreaming I was in the book Infinite Jest, but instead of tennis, we were playing baseball, and I was expertly catching infield fly balls that were actually slices of ham and bologna. I stumble disoriented to the kitchen, where I pour water slowly into the kettle for coffee,…
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In Theory, there is no beauty
Anyone who has ever tried to read Derrida or other cultural theory, and come away baffled, or even a bit disgusted, should read Brian Boyd’s article “Getting it All Wrong.” It’s a fabulous and bitter attack on modern literature departments’ love affair with deconstruction and cultural critique, to the absolute exclusion of alternative means of…
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Ice creeeeeam!
So this is how crazy Berlin is. I’m riding my bike through our neighborhood yesterday. It’s almost the coldest day of the year, which means practically nothing this year, but let’s say for the sake of argument it’s near freezing. Cold. But around the corner I hear a song, as played on a very lo-fi…
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Can’t teach an old Bush new tricks, apparently
Today Bush will give his State of the Union (“strong?” probably not. “Skeptical,” maybe), and amidst much sleight-of-hand, will continue to blame Iran for smuggling weapons into Iraq to destabilize the country. Ie, it’s their fault, not mine. LAT has a good piece today critiquing this claim, noting that there’s really very little evidence of…
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Northern European hurricane
When the lightning lit up the sky last night, and the wind was howling over the rooftops, we were pretty clear it was a storm. But an Orkan? C’mon. Apparently so. Winds of up to 110 kmph (roughly 65 mph) in Berlin alone, worse elsewhere, 34 people dead, according to the Berliner Morgenpost. A two-ton…
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German word exports
So — is it true there’s no word in German for “fairness?” Der Speigel writes about the debate over English infecting the German language, following a recent study looking at German words being adopted all over the world. Letting languages evolve is better than trying to keep out foreign linguistic influences (a la the French),…
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String weekend
When passing through England for Bill and Karen’s wedding a few weeks ago, we saw posters for a festival of Sofia Gubaidulina’s work, put on by the BBC. We toyed briefly (very briefly) with the idea of coming back, but then realized it would naturally be broadcast and archived online. So this weekend we’ve been…
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Disaster in the publishing biz
Violet Blue in SF has an utterly horrifying post about the bankruptcy of the biggest publishing distribution company in the U.S., and the subsequent fallout on indie publishers and authors. Royalties aren’t coming. Small houses are laying off their entire staff. Even at the large houses, trouble is serious. Random House is owed $43 million.…
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The rockets’ beery glare…
I had no idea what New Years in Berlin was like. We were told there would be fireworks, and when the firework shops started opening, and we saw the fairly massive artillery in there, we began to have a clue. But only a clue. Where I grew up in Washington we had “Safe’n’Sane” fireworks —…
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Merry Christmas, everyone
We’re off to Dresden for a few days, where we’ll huddle in a little apartment across the platz from the reconstructed Frauenkirche, sipping coffee with a friend from Prague and with luck figuring out how to roast our first goose. I’ve been torturing Aimee by playing Bing Crosby Christmas carols in front of our little…
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Spritzbread. Err. Shortiz. No….
I think that’s pronounced “Shorties.” I made Weihnacht Spritz cookies as we were decorating our stubby little tree, but they came out as shortbread. Maybe it’s the European butter. Tasty, but not spritz. Any theories?
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Music karma, sonic books, and punctuality
A bit by way of explanation. Months, oh, months ago we saw that Sonic Youth was to play here. Having been in a bit of a dry spell musically, our fault, not Berlin’s, we immediately snapped up tickets. What other 25-year-old band is still so unremittingly creative, still rocks so hard, after all? They never…
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Fine, the tree sez. We’ll just skip the winter bit.
Under our historic bridge, along the train tracks, the trees have lost their minds. It’s perfectly understandable. We had winter, it was two days long. Then a month of mild weather. Of course they’re going to shoot out buds, and even begin to blossom.
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Uh… we don’t have a country anymore? Oh, ha ha…
Pity the poor folks in Belgium watching television who believed, ’cause it was on the news, that their country had split up and gone the way of the dodo. Or, say, Czechoslovakia. A state-funded channel ran a long broadcast Wednesday showing footage of fleeing monarchs, blocked train routes, and information about the “secession” of Flanders,…
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What happened to just plugging the TV in?
So, kids, there used to be a day when you could go to the store, pick up a television, bring it home and actually watch TV. No, hear me out, I know it sounds like some kind of crazy fantasy, but it’s true. Once, in those wild college days, we even scoured back alleys for…